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Being Chapped

Posted by monkeyspanthisgooplz - December 18th, 2009


I am always decisive about my reviews and only write them for flashes that I love, not like but LOVE. So stay tuned to my page for quality flashes, you wont be dissapointed :)

R.I.P. Pirapes: On an Adventure!,Pirapes: Garden of Eden and Pirapes 3 the Revengening, you left us far too soon, we will never forget you.


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sounds like a case of unwaranted self-importance

lololol....wut?

Quality flash? What quality flash?

Why my good man, WHY?!?!?!?!? because all flashes are quality, there is no exception to this rule.

Quality isnt everything lolz, although it does have some importance it is nawt the numba one thing. When i do my reviews, i only do them for well done creations. Doesnt mean they have to be exceptionally good in terms of quality, but for there uniqueness and taste of style. Maybe once in a galaxies explosion i might do a review for a bad flash just to embarrass and create tension to the author LOL. But hey, its your style so i kindly await for your next installment of reviews :]

As does the world my dear lad, as does the world. I am here after all to bring light to the desolate wasteland known as Newgrounds, I shall eradicate the shadows to reveal the true quality flashes. Stay tuned lad and more flashes of unparalleled excellence shall be exposed to you.

Becoming the institution I see. You always were a decisive one weren't you? My good man you are as handsome as your are brilliant. One day they shall all recognize your genius and weep. Yours is truly THE midnight train going ANYwhere ;)

okay.... :3

Indeed my good man, how beautifully you have captured the reaction of the common newgrounder, I am sure you wont be dissatisfied with the quality flashes that you will find upon entering my Favorites Page.

how can you think those sanford and son flashes are any good? they suck!

Sanford and Son flashes combine brilliant casting with an amazing post production. Overall there is nothing to dislike about them, they are quality flashes and breathtaking to watch. I suggest taking another look at them my good man and really take in the genius of them, I think you'll learn to love them in time.

You're a douchebag. You save the stupidest flashes and call them 'Great' or 'Astonishing'

Stupidest flashes? What stupid flashes? All the flashes in my Favorite section are high quality and should be admired for their brilliant stories, animation, music, voice acting, characters and over all greatness. You sir need to be a little more open minded.

NOEZ MAI ADBLOCKER IS NOT OF THE WORKING

How bizarre a predicament you must find yourself in sir! I am afraid I am at a loss as to how to fix your dilemma. However if you should find yourself failing to solve the problem you could always take a thespian writing class for I must admit your choice of words and the enthralling way in which you assembled them has opened a whole new world for me. It is amazing the gift you have for creating such a dramatic and awe-inspiring creation, sir I commend your masterful literacy skills, you are truly a god among men!

Your advice opened my eyes and allowed me to peer beyond the darkness that has become common place in today's society. I graced a mountain of letters delicately onto the frail paper to create an erotic novel. I wasn't sure if I should post it or not, as I can assure you there is questionable material. Well, here it is:

Penis.

Your comment was beguiling, your punctuation was truly astonishing and the verbs were mesmerizing. Your nouns could use some work I thought, however I'm not one to deduct merit points over such trivial matters as the paper. What really won me over was the epic vocabulary to this magnum opus of yours, it was spectacular and I cant wait for more of your work. Also here is my rebuttal:

Vagina.

gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy faaaggggg

How intangible your remark might be for those not without ineffectiveness. I do hope you overcome your homophobia in time for the themed discotheque on Saturday, as I do hope you will join me for a magnificent occasion such as never has been seen before by man or machine! Do take care fruitlessness is not your highest virtue.