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45 Movie Reviews

Every once in a while the conversation will turn to "favorite movies." I'll mention [HH] KKgot PwnED!!!!!!!!!, and at least a couple people will snicker. I pay them no mind because I know that five years ago, these same people were moved to tears by that very movie. And they're too embarrassed now to admit it.

I just rewatched [HH] KKgot PwnED!!!!!!!!! for the first time in a long time. Expecting to simply enjoy the story again, I was surprised to find that the movie has lost none of its power over these one years. I cried again.... in all the same places. It brought me back to 2012 when I can remember how a movie that no one thought would break even became the most popular movie of all time. A movie that burst into the public consciousness like no other movie I can recall (yes, even more than Star Wars). Another reviewer said it better than I ever could: Open up your hearts to [HH] KKgot PwnED!!!!!!!!!, and you will not be disappointed.

Who said sequels aren't any good? "[HH] Fat Angry Mom Collab" is the ultimate sequel, a big bad wolf ready to chomp the head off of anyone who crosses its path. It's dark, it's mean, and it's one tough movie. It's not as bleak as the first film, at least in terms of visuals, but rather has a new kind of bluish-tint that supplies a great backdrop to the ongoing battle between man and machine.

I read with a certain amount of sadness the negative comments posted here about this film, and note that most of the criticism pertains to the fact that this movie as one "enlightened" critic put it "has "woman" written all over it". How sad that in this era of supposed female emancipation, that any film that does not cater to the adolescent male need for blood, gore and action, is vilified. This movie is tender, atmospheric and extremely entertaining. It is not another boring special effects movie, a cop movie, a war movie, or any of the other endlessly boring (to me) movies that spewed like bile by Hollywood.

Recent Game Reviews

9 Game Reviews

The icon for this game looks like Walter White in Madness form.

My word! You have done it again! It is truly miraculous that you could create movie after movie of pure breathtaking overwhelming and utterly astonishing brilliance. My hat is off to you sir I weep in the presence of a god. 5/5 10/10

~monkeyspan~

Laddy Luck

I must be perfectly honest here. This flash stirred up so many tremendous emotions I could barely contain them. I felt the heart beat of creation and was one with it. I loved this absolute work of genius, truly an amazing experience. Thank you.

~monkeyspan~

HomerHoarde responds:

i stir up emoticons every day but never emotions before :'-) fucking weird reviews today i wonder whats happening

Recent Audio Reviews

2 Audio Reviews

Reformation

No my dear fellow, it is in fact you that has one with this stunning piece, it is simplistic beauty at its best. 10/10 5/5 Well done sir!

~monkeyspan~

Delightful

This songs beauty reduced me to tears, it is soulful and amazing I am utterly awe-struck with the sheer magnitude of this masterpiece. Was there a piano in the background? I thought there must have been but I could be mistaken. Overall this piece of music is a classic and should be considered one of the greats along with Beethoven and Mozart. Well done sir!

~monkeyspan~

Recent Art Reviews

2 Art Reviews

Dazzling

A perfect example of the human anatomy, it feels almost too real. I wasn't sure if it was 3D at first and I had to look pretty close to determine that it wasn't! It is an amazing sketch that must have taken hours to construct and I sincerely hope you continue drawing and uploading your creations to newgrounds. Keep up the fantastic work!

~monkeyspan~

Controversial

My first thought of this piece was initially good, I liked the use of color and the whole art deco feel to it, but then I realized who had made it and my second thought was "That drunk stoned hobo screwing maniac managed to concentrate long enough to draw a picture?". My third thought was less vulgar and I considered the true art of this picture. I search the net for pictures drawn by toddlers and children and then considered that it wasn't as bad as it could have been, after all it does look like a human (sort of) and he did manage to color within the lines and not only that he was able to distinguish the different colors appropriately enough to display proper hair, skin and clothing colors. So although this was done by a less than reputable character it still warrants high marks. Good for you son, good for you.

~monkeyspan~

You are mine now. Why don't we get to know each other? Say over lunch? I have a lovely set up in my basement. Why not come check it out, it'll be fun.

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